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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

The Unfinished Saga: It's a bird, It's a plane, It's naked woman with a sword? (Angel Blade & Angel Blade Punish)








WARNING!!!

This topic involve content not suitable for Minor under 18.

Plus Spoilers 











Sailor Moon wishes she had this body.
Angel Blade, one of most iconic hentai around. Created by Masari Obari during his short hentai phase, this hentai has everything you want. Hot characters designs, great animation and of course mind blowing hotter then hot sex scenes. So why am I doing an Unfinished Saga on the Angel Blade series? Because of its unresolved cliffhanger. Yes I know it's a porn, who cares about the damn story. All we mostly want to see is some fucking...tons and tons of fucking. For me at times, I want is a good story behind the sexual session that I see on screen. Cause nothing spells hot steamy action then role-playing. 


Characters: 


Moena Shinguuji A.K.A Angel Blade:
A young, not overly developed, Waitress/student at the academy who is able to transform into her super heroine alter ego, Angel Blade, thanks to the power of her heart-shaped amulet given to her by her parents. Her mission is to save the day whenever someone is attacked by one of Phantom Lady's horny mutants. Her uniform and powers were developed by her parents specifically to battle Phantom Lady and her minions, though it is never explained why they would develop such a sexually charged outfit for their daughter (Worst parents......EVER!).

 

Angel Ender A.K.A Shaia Hishizaki: A famous supermodel by day, and a totally useless naked superhero by night. (Seriously, she and one other character do nothing but get kiddnaped and/or fucked by the villains minions.) 
 
 
Angel Beretta A.K.A Elphie Elfman: A busty, but mysterious cowgirl who is rumored to be Nailkaizer (formally) in before she was mutated by Dark Mother. A super hero so bad ass, so cool, that we don't know shit about here out the fact that she's the third angel. (That and how she obtained the power of Beretta.) Throughout Angel Blade Punish, she is applied twice.

 

Ayame Fudou A.K.A.........Ayame Fudou: A policewoman from a ninja family (The ninja part wasn't really explained fully) who becomes involved with the Angel Units and tries to assist them as best she can. However, despite her skills, she is captured and raped almost every time she does. Making her the second useless super hero on the good guys side. She's what Mai Shiranui would of been if she stopped pursuing Andy Bogard and started asking for some "action".


Seiryuu Tenmyouin: She's the Student body president and most popular girl in school. So popular that people believe that she is really Angel Blade. Which that has attached the attention of Dark Forces.



    

Phantom Lady A.K.A Dark Mother A.K.A Maina: The main antagonist of the story. She's powerful, she's menacing, she's mysterious, she has a dick that can make a herd of horses kill themselves out of jealously, and breast that can make any female porn star want to quit. She also happens to be Angel Blades mother. (This hentai has turned from a futanari classic to Futa Star Wars....just without the Light sabers.) Throughout the series we don't know what her true motive is aside from defeat Angel Blade. She only got one sex scene........just one........Sigh, yeah I know, I wanted more too. 

 

   
Karin Son: Dark Mothers daughter (and technically Angel Blades estranged sister). Her only propose is to kidnap and fuck the living crap out of Moena's extremely busty aunt. Her character design and name is based off the video game/ OVA called Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer. She's what Son Son (From MvC2) could of been if she had big boobs, and instead of fighting other Marvel/Capcom characters, she would fuck their brains out on Ruby Hearts ship.
   
   
Nailkaizer: The darker, hornier, tanner version of Necrocaizer. (Another character from Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer) For a hot piece of ass, she only gets one sex scene. Two if you count the delete dream sex scene with Angel Blade.

   

Hazuki Tachibana: A cameo character from another one of Masari Obari's projects, Gravion and  Gravion Zwei. For a hot piece of ass.....she doesn't get a single sex scene.....Period. What a waste.

   

 Kyouka: Moena's busty aunt and a walking plot device for the sequel to happen.



Chloe, Elaine, Rush and Sledge: Horny as hell henchmen.



 Story:


Takes place in a future where the Earth's surface is no longer habitable due to pollution. Humans live in 99 cities above the smog, while the surface below, unknown to them, is home to a race of horny mutants. Suddenly, a castle, ruled by the organization Dark Mother, mysteriously appears in the sky over City Number 69 (GET IT! Because this is hentai!!!). For unknown purposes, they track down women and start their devious machinations, which are unknown but involve raping women. (Seriously, what is their plan here. They just fuck and leave? Why? Just for the hell of it? Are they trying to repopulate their race or something? If so then they're failing hard. Every time a mutant fucks someone, the girl doesn't get pregnant. They just walk away with a mild since of ecstasy. Kinda like a top dollar whore.)  In the time of chaos, Angel Blade, a beautiful, naked woman, appears as a force of justice to protect the women.



The Problem: Dark mother is Angel Blade's long lost mother. How did she go from a busty mom to one of the greatest evil (Slash monthly fapping fuel.) in the world? Why did Moena's mother and father (again, worst parents....EVER) give her the power to become a naked warrior of justice? What is the relationship between Moena and her estrange father. Is Elphie Elfman really Nailkaizer. Is Hazuki Tachibana cameo just a cameo? Or is this a canon cameo linking to the Gravior series? Is Ayame Fudou's pink headed partner gonna be okay? 



 The Problem 2: It's been over a decade since the release of Angel Blade Punish. And no plans for a third installment. We may or may not know what will happen to our horny heroines of justice. But thanks to the artwork that I found, we can imagine a little bit about what might happen in the third installment.





 Sadly I can't read what it says, but I do believe that this lovely lady might be Seiryuu Tenmyouin in her Angel Form.
















 This Angel might be that one student that hangs out with Moena. And is also the one who was with the professor in the end of Angel Blade Punish. Why is she joining the fight against Dark Mother? How did she know about the Angel Technology and the professor?











This one is a no brainer. It looks like Aunt Kyouka is back on her feet and well. So well that she's joining the fight too with her big ax and even bigger "cannons".












And the last but not lease, The villains of the could of been
third installment. Not as sexy as the last few villains, but
whatever.










Final words: As I said in the Marine A Go Go post, that I wish Masari Obari when back to his hentai phase. I now also wish that Masari Obari went back to his old 90's self too. He was awesome back then. But now he's just doing nothing but mecha anime and doing project's that he's not Directing. Where's the big boob's? Where the story? (or lack there of) Where the over the top action pack animation? Where is the weird character designs? Masari Obari please, make more hentai again. Make more awesome ridiculousness like Voltage Fighter, Fatal Fury, Platinumhugen Ordian or Dangaizer 3.

Monday, August 31, 2015

The Unfinished Saga: She's got 99 problems, but a U.S military sex android ain't one (Marine A Go Go)

WARNING!!!

This topic involves content not suitable for minors below 18.

Plus, spoilers.

















Marine A Go Go is one of the best hentai out there. The plot is weird but good enough to make it a fun porn. The characters are decent and the animation is awesome. But the one thing that would of made this hentai more then a regular fap fest (she's watching you) is either more episodes or a satisfying ending. Marine A Go Go fall short on those. For years, I was waiting for the next installment of this hentai. I wanted to see what happens to our drop dead gorgeous protagonist, the mad professor who she services and a talking pink turtle. Its now 2015 and no follow up. All that build up and tease and all I get is nothing. No plans for the future of this hentai, no mentioning of a sequel....nothing. This promising series sadly falls into the animated abyss along with such other series like Angel Blade, Dangaizer 3 or  Tenamonya Voyagers. But let's hold the whining and bitch about no sequel till I explain what this hentai is about. Cause chances are there are a ton of people that don't even know this exist.


Nonohara Marin before the Transformation
Plot for Episode's 1-2: The Prime Minister of Japan is worried about the future of the country. Japan is fulled with loses (In other words, people how have small and/or uncircumcised dicks) So he asked Dr. Narutaki for help. Dr. Narutaki, is a mad genius (with crazy ass hair) who is trying to preserve true Japanese men (And by true Japanese men, I mean the type of males you see either in a well made amatur porno or a well-funded professional porno), and not the pathetic losers they are today, needs semen from hundred specimens. The problem is that
Nonohara Marine after the Transformation
these hundred specimens wouldn't give it to him voluntarily, so he comes up with a plan. Find a hot girl with a "born with it" hot body (the type you see in professional porn.....kinda) put a special ring that changes to a man's desire, and use her as walking talking sperm. And the one to fill the bill is Marine Nonohara, a busty school girl who's kinda stupid. After talking to the Pink Turtle she puts on her the ring (Without asking why) and transforms to the orange maid of love and service. The good news is (for all men in japan and Narutaki), Dr. Narutaki's plan is finally set into motion. The bad news (For Marine) the magic ring is stuck on her finger and won't come off until she gets all hundred semen specimens (that's easy). After screwing a depressed virgin (and traumatizing him) and a male stripper (with a Big Dipper symbol on his dick) things were going smoothly......till Dr. Narutaki's assistant Dr. Marilyn decided to betray Narutaki, and use the android South Pole One to beat Dr. Narutaki and Marine to the punch by taking all 100 semen specimens first, making it a race against time. (all this because Narutaki unknowingly broke her heart years prior. But her revenge should of disappeared years ago. I mean she gets laid by Narutaki in the name of science every time (practically). And even tho she's being used, she really and clearly enjoys it. And why did she just try other ways to show or tell Narutaki about her feeling instead of trying once. How is she a professor if she gives up on something this simple after trying once? But then again, this is a porn. The plot really doesn't matter as much. Just one big set for the next sex scene or two.)


South Pole One
  Dr. Marilyn

 That was the plot for the first two episodes. The third episode is pretty straight forward.




Plot of Episode 3:.......It's literally a fuck fest.....and it's approved by the government? Whoever can make all 50 men cum in 20 minutes wins. Everyone is getting laid while the Prime Minister of Japan is watching (and fucking) in the side lines. (Fast forward throught all the sex scenes, cause this episode is almost three thirds full of it) Marine won (with great but sexual difficulty.......Lol But sexual......Butt sex LMAO!!!!....Sigh.) But just when our heroes were just about to celebrate for a fuck well done, Dr. Marilyn and South Pole One bombs the place out of poor sportsmanship and reveals that South Pole One is in fact a military grade weaponized sex android created by the U.S government (That plot point came out of nowhere.), all before flying away like a Bond villain.

And that was where the hentai came to an abrupt but funny end. With a one or two plot holes thrown in (Again this is a porn, who care.). After the end credits rolled, Dr. Narutaki's voice narrates in the background of the planet Earth saying "And the threat was gone, or so they thought. They didn't know a new menace awaits them in the near future. Fight! Marine! The future of Japan depends on you!" After hearing that, I was wondering if this was a small hint that there was going to be a sequel in the works. Who was this new threat? Who and why is Dr. Marilyn working for the U.S government? Why is the U.S government making sex androids? Is Marine going to get that ring off? What invention is Dr. Narutaki talking about? (Probably something sexual of course) And who is going to be Marine's latest but lucky sexual partner. All those questions will be answered in the sequel......right??............Nope.

I feel teased.....There was so much that this hentai could of shown. So so so much more. I felt that this this hentai was just the beginning of an even greater (but sexy.....lol butt sex) stage. But that's what I get when I invest too much into a hentai, if not an hentai made by the Micheal Bay of anime Masari Obari.

If anyone is reading this, and if they've already seen and/or like this work of art of a hentai. Or if your Masari Obari himself................Please......Come back to hentai. We miss you. 


Moon Prism Pow-...Oops, I mean Moon Horny...POWER!!!!