The Unfinished Saga: It's a bird, It's a plane, It's naked woman with a sword? (Angel Blade & Angel Blade Punish)

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Plus Spoilers 

Sailor Moon wishes she had this body.

Angel Blade, one of most iconic hentai around. Created by Masari Obari during his short hentai phase, this hentai has everything you want. Hot characters designs, great animation and of course mind blowing hotter then hot sex scenes. So why am I doing an Unfinished Saga on the Angel Blade series? Because of its unresolved cliffhanger. Yes I know it's a porn, who cares about the damn story. All we mostly want to see is some fucking...tons and tons of fucking. For me at times, I want is a good story behind the sexual session that I see on screen. Cause nothing spells hot steamy action then role-playing. 

Characters: 

Moena Shinguuji A.K.A Angel Blade:
A young, not overly developed, Waitress/student at the academy who is able to transform into her super heroine alter ego, Angel Blade, thanks to the power of her heart-shaped amulet given to her by her parents. Her mission is to save the day whenever someone is attacked by one of Phantom Lady's horny mutants. Her uniform and powers were developed by her parents specifically to battle Phantom Lady and her minions, though it is never explained why they would develop such a sexually charged outfit for their daughter (Worst parents......EVER!).

 
Angel Ender A.K.A Shaia Hishizaki: A famous supermodel by day, and a totally useless naked superhero by night. (Seriously, she and one other character do nothing but get kiddnaped and/or fucked by the villains minions.) 
 
 
Angel Beretta A.K.A Elphie Elfman: A busty, but mysterious cowgirl who is rumored to be Nailkaizer (formally) in before she was mutated by Dark Mother. A super hero so bad ass, so cool, that we don't know shit about here out the fact that she's the third angel. (That and how she obtained the power of Beretta.) Throughout Angel Blade Punish, she is applied twice.

 
Ayame Fudou A.K.A.........Ayame Fudou: A policewoman from a ninja family (The ninja part wasn't really explained fully) who becomes involved with the Angel Units and tries to assist them as best she can. However, despite her skills, she is captured and raped almost every time she does. Making her the second useless super hero on the good guys side. She's what Mai Shiranui would of been if she stopped pursuing Andy Bogard and started asking for some "action".


Seiryuu Tenmyouin: She's the Student body president and most popular girl in school. So popular that people believe that she is really Angel Blade. Which that has attached the attention of Dark Forces.

    

Phantom Lady A.K.A Dark Mother A.K.A Maina: The main antagonist of the story. She's powerful, she's menacing, she's mysterious, she has a dick that can make a herd of horses kill themselves out of jealously, and breast that can make any female porn star want to quit. She also happens to be Angel Blades mother. (This hentai has turned from a futanari classic to Futa Star Wars....just without the Light sabers.) Throughout the series we don't know what her true motive is aside from defeat Angel Blade. She only got one sex scene........just one........Sigh, yeah I know, I wanted more too. 

 

   
Karin Son: Dark Mothers daughter (and technically Angel Blades estranged sister). Her only propose is to kidnap and fuck the living crap out of Moena's extremely busty aunt. Her character design and name is based off the video game/ OVA called Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer. She's what Son Son (From MvC2) could of been if she had big boobs, and instead of fighting other Marvel/Capcom characters, she would fuck their brains out on Ruby Hearts ship.

   

   
Nailkaizer: The darker, hornier, tanner version of Necrocaizer. (Another character from Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer) For a hot piece of ass, she only gets one sex scene. Two if you count the delete dream sex scene with Angel Blade.

   
Hazuki Tachibana: A cameo character from another one of Masari Obari's projects, Gravion and  Gravion Zwei. For a hot piece of ass.....she doesn't get a single sex scene.....Period. What a waste.

   
 Kyouka: Moena's busty aunt and a walking plot device for the sequel to happen.



Chloe, Elaine, Rush and Sledge: Horny as hell henchmen.



 Story:

Takes place in a future where the Earth's surface is no longer habitable due to pollution. Humans live in 99 cities above the smog, while the surface below, unknown to them, is home to a race of horny mutants. Suddenly, a castle, ruled by the organization Dark Mother, mysteriously appears in the sky over City Number 69 (GET IT! Because this is hentai!!!). For unknown purposes, they track down women and start their devious machinations, which are unknown but involve raping women. (Seriously, what is their plan here. They just fuck and leave? Why? Just for the hell of it? Are they trying to repopulate their race or something? If so then they're failing hard. Every time a mutant fucks someone, the girl doesn't get pregnant. They just walk away with a mild since of ecstasy. Kinda like a top dollar whore.)  In the time of chaos, Angel Blade, a beautiful, naked woman, appears as a force of justice to protect the women.


The Problem: Dark mother is Angel Blade's long lost mother. How did she go from a busty mom to one of the greatest evil (Slash monthly fapping fuel.) in the world? Why did Moena's mother and father (again, worst parents....EVER) give her the power to become a naked warrior of justice? What is the relationship between Moena and her estrange father. Is Elphie Elfman really Nailkaizer. Is Hazuki Tachibana cameo just a cameo? Or is this a canon cameo linking to the Gravior series? Is Ayame Fudou's pink headed partner gonna be okay? 



 The Problem 2: It's been over a decade since the release of Angel Blade Punish. And no plans for a third installment. We may or may not know what will happen to our horny heroines of justice. But thanks to the artwork that I found, we can imagine a little bit about what might happen in the third installment.

 Sadly I can't read what it says, but I do believe that this lovely lady might be Seiryuu Tenmyouin in her Angel Form.

 This Angel might be that one student that hangs out with Moena. And is also the one who was with the professor in the end of Angel Blade Punish. Why is she joining the fight against Dark Mother? How did she know about the Angel Technology and the professor?

This one is a no brainer. It looks like Aunt Kyouka is back on her feet and well. So well that she's joining the fight too with her big ax and even bigger "cannons".












And the last but not lease, The villains of the could of been
third installment. Not as sexy as the last few villains, but
whatever.

Final words: As I said in the Marine A Go Go post, that I wish Masari Obari when back to his hentai phase. I now also wish that Masari Obari went back to his old 90's self too. He was awesome back then. But now he's just doing nothing but mecha anime and doing project's that he's not Directing. Where's the big boob's? Where the story? (or lack there of) Where the over the top action pack animation? Where is the weird character designs? Masari Obari please, make more hentai again. Make more awesome ridiculousness like Voltage Fighter, Fatal Fury, Platinumhugen Ordian or Dangaizer 3.

What If Saga: What if Micheal Bay directed The Last Airbender

Micheal "Explosion" Bay: Wanted for bad alive Adaptation 

Micheal Bay. He's know for a loooooot of things. He's  the Destroyer of childhoods and woman's dignity. The Father of explosions and racial stereotyping. The Prince of the Summer (testosterone filled) movies and the King of not giving a total shit about what people think about either him or his movies.....oh and he's also known for Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, Armageddon and The Rock (Not the Actor). Yeah the man is known for a lot of shit. But we mostly remember him in a negative light. Just recently he released his latest movie starting the Ninja Turtles, (In all of it's CGI ugliness) and yet people still complained to the heavens. But what does that matter to the father of explosions. He's got his big check, he's happy, and he's off to the next project. Will there come a time when people start loving Micheal Bay again. Will he get the magic that made his movie from the mid 90's to early 2000's a smash hit that critic's and cinema junkies fall in love with him again? Or is he just greedy, perverted, washed up old man.....

Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the Avatar fan (that includes fan-fic writes too) base lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the Hollywood decided to turn this franchise into a quick cash grab. Only the best and brightest of the Avatar Fan base could stop them. But when the world needed them the most, they were ignored....

5 years passed an Otaku named Morphues appeared with a insane concept. "What If Micheal Bay directed The Last Airbender". And although his directing skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save any franchise/career. But I believe Bay can save your childhood...............Or make it much much worst. (But Seriously people, quit saying that your childhood is ruined because of one bad film based on your favorite series. It really gives me a god damn headache.)


 Why should Bay make a Last Airbender movie. I mean every movie he made that involves animated series always tend to suck. The bad jokes, the racial stereotypes and explosions. Those are two out of the many trade marks in most of Micheal Bay films. So again, why should he make a Last Airbender movie. Because of his trade mark bad jokes, stereotyping and explosions. It's perfect. The bad jokes will work perfectly with Sokka. And Stereotypes and racism will work perfectly in Last Airbender, since everyone in the series hates the fire benders and the fire bender hate every else. And the Explosions.....OH GOD the explosions! It'll work perfectly for the Fire Benders, If not sparky sparky boom man. Hell, this CGI that he uses in his films are good, why not use it to make the bending more exciting. You want comic relief moments or character? Well the show itself is full of those moment/characters. Plus since that his movie are usually 2-3 hours long, that is enough time to tell one season. Book 1 should be 2 and a half hours long. Book 2 should be close to 3 hours and book 3 should be 3 hours long. This franchise is perfect for Bay.


But.....then again, I could be just blowing smoke here. This could a much bigger train wreak then the 2015 Fantastic Four movie. I mean since when did a big budget live action film (That's not associated with Marvel or DC) ever turned out good. Yeah sure the first Transformers movie was a pass (slightly), but aside from that, no live action adaptation will end up bring the next smash hit.

But who knows, It's Micheal Bay after all. At times (which is more often then one could think) his movies could piss us off to the point of riot or make us give up our wallets due to how awesome the flick. If Bay did a Last Air Bender movie, all I could say is only time (shit load of prayers and insane amount of luck) can tell.

The Unfinished Saga: She's got 99 problems, but a U.S military sex android ain't one (Marine A Go Go)

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This topic involves content not suitable for minors below 18.

Plus, spoilers.

Marine A Go Go is one of the best hentai out there. The plot is weird but good enough to make it a fun porn. The characters are decent and the animation is awesome. But the one thing that would of made this hentai more then a regular fap fest (she's watching you) is either more episodes or a satisfying ending. Marine A Go Go fall short on those. For years, I was waiting for the next installment of this hentai. I wanted to see what happens to our drop dead gorgeous protagonist, the mad professor who she services and a talking pink turtle. Its now 2015 and no follow up. All that build up and tease and all I get is nothing. No plans for the future of this hentai, no mentioning of a sequel....nothing. This promising series sadly falls into the animated abyss along with such other series like Angel Blade, Dangaizer 3 or  Tenamonya Voyagers. But let's hold the whining and bitch about no sequel till I explain what this hentai is about. Cause chances are there are a ton of people that don't even know this exist.

Nonohara Marin before the Transformation

Plot for Episode's 1-2: The Prime Minister of Japan is worried about the future of the country. Japan is fulled with loses (In other words, people how have small and/or uncircumcised dicks) So he asked Dr. Narutaki for help. Dr. Narutaki, is a mad genius (with crazy ass hair) who is trying to preserve true Japanese men (And by true Japanese men, I mean the type of males you see either in a well made amatur porno or a well-funded professional porno), and not the pathetic losers they are today, needs semen from hundred specimens. The problem is that

Nonohara Marine after the Transformation

these hundred specimens wouldn't give it to him voluntarily, so he comes up with a plan. Find a hot girl with a "born with it" hot body (the type you see in professional porn.....kinda) put a special ring that changes to a man's desire, and use her as walking talking sperm. And the one to fill the bill is Marine Nonohara, a busty school girl who's kinda stupid. After talking to the Pink Turtle she puts on her the ring (Without asking why) and transforms to the orange maid of love and service. The good news is (for all men in japan and Narutaki), Dr. Narutaki's plan is finally set into motion. The bad news (For Marine) the magic ring is stuck on her finger and won't come off until she gets all hundred semen specimens (that's easy). After screwing a depressed virgin (and traumatizing him) and a male stripper (with a Big Dipper symbol on his dick) things were going smoothly......till Dr. Narutaki's assistant Dr. Marilyn decided to betray Narutaki, and use the android South Pole One to beat Dr. Narutaki and Marine to the punch by taking all 100 semen specimens first, making it a race against time. (all this because Narutaki unknowingly broke her heart years prior. But her revenge should of disappeared years ago. I mean she gets laid by Narutaki in the name of science every time (practically). And even tho she's being used, she really and clearly enjoys it. And why did she just try other ways to show or tell Narutaki about her feeling instead of trying once. How is she a professor if she gives up on something this simple after trying once? But then again, this is a porn. The plot really doesn't matter as much. Just one big set for the next sex scene or two.)

South Pole One

  Dr. Marilyn

 That was the plot for the first two episodes. The third episode is pretty straight forward.

Plot of Episode 3:.......It's literally a fuck fest.....and it's approved by the government? Whoever can make all 50 men cum in 20 minutes wins. Everyone is getting laid while the Prime Minister of Japan is watching (and fucking) in the side lines. (Fast forward throught all the sex scenes, cause this episode is almost three thirds full of it) Marine won (with great but sexual difficulty.......Lol But sexual......Butt sex LMAO!!!!....Sigh.) But just when our heroes were just about to celebrate for a fuck well done, Dr. Marilyn and South Pole One bombs the place out of poor sportsmanship and reveals that South Pole One is in fact a military grade weaponized sex android created by the U.S government (That plot point came out of nowhere.), all before flying away like a Bond villain.

And that was where the hentai came to an abrupt but funny end. With a one or two plot holes thrown in (Again this is a porn, who care.). After the end credits rolled, Dr. Narutaki's voice narrates in the background of the planet Earth saying "And the threat was gone, or so they thought. They didn't know a new menace awaits them in the near future. Fight! Marine! The future of Japan depends on you!" After hearing that, I was wondering if this was a small hint that there was going to be a sequel in the works. Who was this new threat? Who and why is Dr. Marilyn working for the U.S government? Why is the U.S government making sex androids? Is Marine going to get that ring off? What invention is Dr. Narutaki talking about? (Probably something sexual of course) And who is going to be Marine's latest but lucky sexual partner. All those questions will be answered in the sequel......right??............Nope.

I feel teased.....There was so much that this hentai could of shown. So so so much more. I felt that this this hentai was just the beginning of an even greater (but sexy.....lol butt sex) stage. But that's what I get when I invest too much into a hentai, if not an hentai made by the Micheal Bay of anime Masari Obari.

If anyone is reading this, and if they've already seen and/or like this work of art of a hentai. Or if your Masari Obari himself................Please......Come back to hentai. We miss you. 

Moon Prism Pow-...Oops, I mean Moon Horny...POWER!!!!

Top 10 Street Fighter Characters who I think should come back for Street Fighter 5.

I'm going to cut to the chase here. Here are the top 10 characters I think should come back for Street Fighter 5. I chose these character not just for story line proposes, but for gameplay as well. 

     10). Twelve from SF 3rd Strike: He's a shaft shiftier who can mimic the fighting style of his opponents......You do the math.

      9).  Guile: He needs to come back one more time to end his story line. Charlie Nash has returned, why can't Guile? Yes I know, no shoto (clone) characters. Ken was a shoto character and Capcom brought him back with a new look and new mechanics. So again, why not Guile? If Nash's fighting mechanics is all about teleporting and stuff, why not give Guile the type of military training fighting style. And instead of sonic boom guillotine or something.

      8). Sean: Since that Street Fighter 5 probably takes place before 3rd street and after Street Fighter 4, I think Capcom should bring Sean back and show the people what he was like before he met Ken Masters.

      7). Raindow Mika from the Street Fighter Alpha Series (Confirmed): What the hell happen to R. Mika?! Is Capcom treating her as a one hit wonder or something?! How can you say no to the voluptuous female wrestler. In the Alpha series she was a rising star in the wrestling world. I think that if she was put in the Street Fighter 5 roster, she should have Hollywood Hogan/ The Rock Wrestling status. I don't know, I just want to see her flying butt slam signature move.

    8). Juni from the Street Fighter Alpha Series: Seriously, most of the characters from the Alpha series aren't getting any love and attention are they. I think Juni should come back either as somewhat of air combo character, or give her the same fighting mechanic as she did in the Alpha series. As for story wise, she has amnesia (just like Cammy) why not give Juni Cammy's old story line.

   7). Cody: I think it's time for this Street Fighter needs to stop being a depressing jail bird how breaks in and out of prison, and start on the road to redemption. Being back the heroic Cody man!!!

   6). Eagle from the Street Fighter Alpha Series: Again, most of the character in the Alpha series aren't getting any love and/or attention man!!! What happen to this guy? We don't know much about him aside from him being a fancy bouncer with two clubs. Bring him back with a story, or as a character that counters or something. This character is dying for a second chance.

   5). Maki from the Street Fighter Alpha Series: She should come back with Decapre's fighting mechanics. She's not my favorite or anything, I just want to see some of the characters from the Alpha series.

   4).  Gen: Story wise I think that Street Fighter 5 should be his last appearance (He's both old and sick). I see him as the type of character how should go down swinging with guns a blazing. 

   3). Oro: Keep the fighting mechanics the same. I just want to know who he is story wise. Seriously, who is he....WHAT IS HE?!

   2) Juri Han: I like her personality and her fighting style. At the end of her story line (Spoilers) she becomes the new leader of S.I.N. But the one thing I'm afraid of is that I feel that Capcom see's S.I.N as a type of organization that didn't really matter to begin with. It's just that for the sake of it. If so, what was the point of having Juri Han or her story line having any connection to Cammy and Chun Li's Story line.

   

    

    1).  Poison:.............................Shes (he's) hot.............That's all I have to say about that.

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