Monday, August 31, 2015

The Unfinished Saga: She's got 99 problems, but a U.S military sex android ain't one (Marine A Go Go)

WARNING!!!

This topic involves content not suitable for minors below 18.

Plus, spoilers.

















Marine A Go Go is one of the best hentai out there. The plot is weird but good enough to make it a fun porn. The characters are decent and the animation is awesome. But the one thing that would of made this hentai more then a regular fap fest (she's watching you) is either more episodes or a satisfying ending. Marine A Go Go fall short on those. For years, I was waiting for the next installment of this hentai. I wanted to see what happens to our drop dead gorgeous protagonist, the mad professor who she services and a talking pink turtle. Its now 2015 and no follow up. All that build up and tease and all I get is nothing. No plans for the future of this hentai, no mentioning of a sequel....nothing. This promising series sadly falls into the animated abyss along with such other series like Angel Blade, Dangaizer 3 or  Tenamonya Voyagers. But let's hold the whining and bitch about no sequel till I explain what this hentai is about. Cause chances are there are a ton of people that don't even know this exist.


Nonohara Marin before the Transformation
Plot for Episode's 1-2: The Prime Minister of Japan is worried about the future of the country. Japan is fulled with loses (In other words, people how have small and/or uncircumcised dicks) So he asked Dr. Narutaki for help. Dr. Narutaki, is a mad genius (with crazy ass hair) who is trying to preserve true Japanese men (And by true Japanese men, I mean the type of males you see either in a well made amatur porno or a well-funded professional porno), and not the pathetic losers they are today, needs semen from hundred specimens. The problem is that
Nonohara Marine after the Transformation
these hundred specimens wouldn't give it to him voluntarily, so he comes up with a plan. Find a hot girl with a "born with it" hot body (the type you see in professional porn.....kinda) put a special ring that changes to a man's desire, and use her as walking talking sperm. And the one to fill the bill is Marine Nonohara, a busty school girl who's kinda stupid. After talking to the Pink Turtle she puts on her the ring (Without asking why) and transforms to the orange maid of love and service. The good news is (for all men in japan and Narutaki), Dr. Narutaki's plan is finally set into motion. The bad news (For Marine) the magic ring is stuck on her finger and won't come off until she gets all hundred semen specimens (that's easy). After screwing a depressed virgin (and traumatizing him) and a male stripper (with a Big Dipper symbol on his dick) things were going smoothly......till Dr. Narutaki's assistant Dr. Marilyn decided to betray Narutaki, and use the android South Pole One to beat Dr. Narutaki and Marine to the punch by taking all 100 semen specimens first, making it a race against time. (all this because Narutaki unknowingly broke her heart years prior. But her revenge should of disappeared years ago. I mean she gets laid by Narutaki in the name of science every time (practically). And even tho she's being used, she really and clearly enjoys it. And why did she just try other ways to show or tell Narutaki about her feeling instead of trying once. How is she a professor if she gives up on something this simple after trying once? But then again, this is a porn. The plot really doesn't matter as much. Just one big set for the next sex scene or two.)


South Pole One
  Dr. Marilyn

 That was the plot for the first two episodes. The third episode is pretty straight forward.




Plot of Episode 3:.......It's literally a fuck fest.....and it's approved by the government? Whoever can make all 50 men cum in 20 minutes wins. Everyone is getting laid while the Prime Minister of Japan is watching (and fucking) in the side lines. (Fast forward throught all the sex scenes, cause this episode is almost three thirds full of it) Marine won (with great but sexual difficulty.......Lol But sexual......Butt sex LMAO!!!!....Sigh.) But just when our heroes were just about to celebrate for a fuck well done, Dr. Marilyn and South Pole One bombs the place out of poor sportsmanship and reveals that South Pole One is in fact a military grade weaponized sex android created by the U.S government (That plot point came out of nowhere.), all before flying away like a Bond villain.

And that was where the hentai came to an abrupt but funny end. With a one or two plot holes thrown in (Again this is a porn, who care.). After the end credits rolled, Dr. Narutaki's voice narrates in the background of the planet Earth saying "And the threat was gone, or so they thought. They didn't know a new menace awaits them in the near future. Fight! Marine! The future of Japan depends on you!" After hearing that, I was wondering if this was a small hint that there was going to be a sequel in the works. Who was this new threat? Who and why is Dr. Marilyn working for the U.S government? Why is the U.S government making sex androids? Is Marine going to get that ring off? What invention is Dr. Narutaki talking about? (Probably something sexual of course) And who is going to be Marine's latest but lucky sexual partner. All those questions will be answered in the sequel......right??............Nope.

I feel teased.....There was so much that this hentai could of shown. So so so much more. I felt that this this hentai was just the beginning of an even greater (but sexy.....lol butt sex) stage. But that's what I get when I invest too much into a hentai, if not an hentai made by the Micheal Bay of anime Masari Obari.

If anyone is reading this, and if they've already seen and/or like this work of art of a hentai. Or if your Masari Obari himself................Please......Come back to hentai. We miss you. 


Moon Prism Pow-...Oops, I mean Moon Horny...POWER!!!!

Monday, August 17, 2015

Top 10 Street Fighter Characters who I think should come back for Street Fighter 5.




I'm going to cut to the chase here. Here are the top 10 characters I think should come back for Street Fighter 5. I chose these character not just for story line proposes, but for gameplay as well. 



     10). Twelve from SF 3rd Strike: He's a shaft shiftier who can mimic the fighting style of his opponents......You do the math.

      9).  Guile: He needs to come back one more time to end his story line. Charlie Nash has returned, why can't Guile? Yes I know, no shoto (clone) characters. Ken was a shoto character and Capcom brought him back with a new look and new mechanics. So again, why not Guile? If Nash's fighting mechanics is all about teleporting and stuff, why not give Guile the type of military training fighting style. And instead of sonic boom guillotine or something.

      8). Sean: Since that Street Fighter 5 probably takes place before 3rd street and after Street Fighter 4, I think Capcom should bring Sean back and show the people what he was like before he met Ken Masters.

      7). Raindow Mika from the Street Fighter Alpha Series (Confirmed): What the hell happen to R. Mika?! Is Capcom treating her as a one hit wonder or something?! How can you say no to the voluptuous female wrestler. In the Alpha series she was a rising star in the wrestling world. I think that if she was put in the Street Fighter 5 roster, she should have Hollywood Hogan/ The Rock Wrestling status. I don't know, I just want to see her flying butt slam signature move.

    8). Juni from the Street Fighter Alpha Series: Seriously, most of the characters from the Alpha series aren't getting any love and attention are they. I think Juni should come back either as somewhat of air combo character, or give her the same fighting mechanic as she did in the Alpha series. As for story wise, she has amnesia (just like Cammy) why not give Juni Cammy's old story line.

   7). Cody: I think it's time for this Street Fighter needs to stop being a depressing jail bird how breaks in and out of prison, and start on the road to redemption. Being back the heroic Cody man!!!


   6). Eagle from the Street Fighter Alpha Series: Again, most of the character in the Alpha series aren't getting any love and/or attention man!!! What happen to this guy? We don't know much about him aside from him being a fancy bouncer with two clubs. Bring him back with a story, or as a character that counters or something. This character is dying for a second chance.

   5). Maki from the Street Fighter Alpha Series: She should come back with Decapre's fighting mechanics. She's not my favorite or anything, I just want to see some of the characters from the Alpha series.

   4).  Gen: Story wise I think that Street Fighter 5 should be his last appearance (He's both old and sick). I see him as the type of character how should go down swinging with guns a blazing. 

   3). Oro: Keep the fighting mechanics the same. I just want to know who he is story wise. Seriously, who is he....WHAT IS HE?!

   2) Juri Han: I like her personality and her fighting style. At the end of her story line (Spoilers) she becomes the new leader of S.I.N. But the one thing I'm afraid of is that I feel that Capcom see's S.I.N as a type of organization that didn't really matter to begin with. It's just that for the sake of it. If so, what was the point of having Juri Han or her story line having any connection to Cammy and Chun Li's Story line.
   
    
    1).  Poison:.............................Shes (he's) hot.............That's all I have to say about that.



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